Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
