3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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