But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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