he wants to bone in the snuggie
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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