we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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