DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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