ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So. Much. Porn.
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