Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
