so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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