What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
