I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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