The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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