Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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