I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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