Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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