I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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