I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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