We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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