omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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