Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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