We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it because I queefed?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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