I wannas sexs uuuuu
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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