Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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