I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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