A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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