problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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