i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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