That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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