Christians are straight up FREAKS
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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