Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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