Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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