How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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