Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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