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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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