she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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