haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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