Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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