it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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