im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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