So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
40s are totally the cure
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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