What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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