Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
