With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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