this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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