Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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