5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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