why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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