That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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