And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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