white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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