no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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