Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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