Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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