ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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